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It Sounded Better On Paper

by Smart Alecs

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Losers Never Lose 02:21
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Hey guess what You thought that you figured me out So what But don’t you have your doubts You want to break me but I’ll just break you I’m a loser so I can’t lose Hey you know I’m the noose around your throat You choke Loosen up and fight the hold You want to save me but who will save you I’m a loser so I can’t lose Every day I’m feeling fine Since the day I lost my mind No more chore of thinking for I’m so numb I’m never sore x2 Hey you lost Go ahead and take my hand You can’t Then why can’t you just face the scam You want to hate me but I can’t hate you I’m a loser so I can’t lose x5
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Off My Head 02:47
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This songs about a boy and girl Who went all the way And I know that some of you wont even care What I have to sing 1234 Oh no not another fight again She keeps bitching but I don’t understand Oh well I’m sorry for whatever I do Lets just do the little dirty thing we do Yeah that little dirty thing we do So hit the lights and shut the shades Can’t party tonight boys I’m getting laid I’ll go to your front door and come inside You see baby you can never hide The best feeling on my head Do you get the pun I just said Oh yeah with the sex life like this I’ll never get blue balls again Oh yeah stick it in me she said Another fun night again Lets role play I’ll do it all to you Just to get you off my head Yeah just to get you off my head Oh no everything is looking white The bed sheets and everything that looked nice Looks like santa came early this year To bad you’re a bad girl I hear The best feeling on my head Do you get the pun I just said Oh yeah with the sex life like this I’ll never get blue balls again Oh yeah stick it in me she said Another fun night again Lets role play I’ll do it all to you Just to get you off my head Yeah just to get you off my head Oh yeah none of my feelings changed The feeling of you playing my video game So take my joystick for another ride And maybe baby you will win my grand prize The best feeling on my head Do you get the pun I just said Oh yeah with the sex life like this I’ll never get blue balls again Oh yeah stick it in me she said Another fun night again Lets role play I’ll do it all to you Just to get you off my head
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Getting Stuck Sucks 03:35
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I never thought that the start would be my end Crash course track with a dummy in the back Let me hit that wall quick Sucky town with nothing much to do we found A white wash land with a shovel in hand Let me dig myself out Because all I’m thinking is why do we hang around I've always been told there's no way out But screaming oh hell no there are always ways to go As the thought of getting stuck is sick so let me take a chance on it Scream my name but I feel no pain The memories I've made I've not forgotten but there's no way in hell I'm ever stopping Lock and load Living in a war zone we make home Smoking grass and breaking glass Driving in circles we don’t know Seeing ghosts Past and present we see the most But what we fear is the future coming near and leaving our place that we call home I can’t take it I’ll think myself mad Hard to say but what's this town have But screaming oh hell no there are always ways to go As the thought of getting stuck is sick so let me take a chance on it Scream my name but I feel no pain The memories I've made I've not forgotten but there's no way in hell I'm ever stopping All these names and all these faces I wont forget I wont erase them Oh hell no there are always ways to go As the thought of getting stuck is sick so let me take a chance on it Scream my name but I feel no pain The memories I've made I've not forgotten but there's no way in hell I'm ever stopping
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We Did All The Drugs 02:22
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Another night drinking that just keeps me thinking How did I get here all by myself With so many problems and no drugs to solve them Let me just drink this fifth until I ralph Starting my day with a life full of pain Another day closer to a stone with my name A reason for being is to feel numb So lets snort some cocaine and have us some fun Easing the pressure leaving the pain My thoughts are so clear that I have no shame You say that I’m bad but I’m feeling good You want me so sad so I’ll be like you I need no grief All I need is blow or maybe weed And you'll see All the great things drugs have done for me And I hope One day I’ll find better ways to cope Drugs do fine for me Now I’m down and I need an upper But there are no drugs so I sit here and suffer Let all the thoughts and the terrors begin As I’m here all alone just to think what I did I did all the drugs Nothing left for me not even hugs And you'll see All the bad things drugs have done for me And I hope One day Ill find better ways to cope Thank you alcohol my friend Another night drinking that just keeps me thinking How did I get here all by myself With so many problems and no drugs to solve them Let me just drink this fifth until I ralph

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released December 2, 2016

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Smart Alecs Jackson, Michigan

Smart Alecs is a punk/ska band from Jackson, MI. Bringing a different atmosphere to the music scene and bringing back the surprises and fun of live shows. With catchy lyrics and upbeat sound there is no way you can stand still.
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